Mashup of the Day: “Cinemashup” artist Jeff Yorkes skillfully sets footage from Orson Welles’ Citizen Kane to The White Stripes’ Kane-inspired song, “The Union Forever.”
Yorkes writes, “The first time I listened to the song, I was like, ‘how do I know all these lyrics,’ only to realize that they’re all bits of dialogue from Citizen Kane.”
This is the best thing.
Goodbye.
Why would she even think I’m bulimic I told her I couldn’t vomit… That would be a bulimic’s nightmare…
Goodnight.
Also there’s a huge gaping cut on the inside of my cheek from these damn braces, so I can’t fucking eat anything and it hurts like hell. Have I grossed you out yet?
I’ve come to the realization that I’m a pretty gross person.
I feel like shit. &I can’t vomit. I literally grabbed that punching bag thing and I can’t fucking vomit. More proof I should just be a porn star/prostitute. No gag reflex, yayyyy. Only not. Because I feel like shit. And now my mom thinks I’m bulimic.
Nope, totally don’t have braces. It’s a grill.
If anyone else asks, I swear.
This summer is going to be the best summer of my life thus far. Holy fuck.
Life is awesome sometimes.
I feel like something horrible’s going to have to happen to like balance it out or something.
I got a 95&90 on my last two chemistry tests. Why the fuck do I have a B-
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